Here's a few quotes from the latest psycho rant:

Mel: “I deserve to be blown first! Before the fucking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you?”

Mel: “I should’ve woken you up and said fucking blow me bitch! I should’ve fucking woken you up and said blow me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the goddamn sleep!”

OctoSana: "I waited for you."
Mel: “Waited and waited... What, two and a half fucking minutes?!!! You’re fucking snoring. Don’t you dare.”

Mel: "You wanted the number to my therapist? Don’t you ever speak to him! Find your own goddamn therapist! Because you’ve got problems more than me!”